Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Top 10 Gripe for the Day

Ok, now that I've got your attention - I'm really only going to talk about one particular issue.

Can anyone - and I mean ANYONE - explain to me the reason behind wanting to hang these from the back of your vehicle?

I'm almost hesitate to name them - men's testicles - but I'm about to say something far more ... delicate ....

I really do not understand why a man (I'm making assumptions here) would want to advertise his wears this way. Is he proving he has the brain the size of a pea - or a 'p' the size of a pea? Does he think this will honestly attract the opposite sex - or maybe its not the opposite sex he's trying to attract? I just don't get it.

I've seen several of these are around recently, and it almost offends me. In fact I will go so far as to say I think it's incredibly crass and tasteless. I wonder what these fella's (assumptions again) would feel like if their daughters drove home their Ford Focus with a model (brace yourself) 'Vagina' hanging off the back of their cars. What then, do you think?

Please - I'm begging you - someone explain this new trend to me.

3 comments:

Good Timing said...

My story is better LJ:

I was driving home from church with Grandpa and we saw this big arse truck and Grandpa commented that it looked like a nice truck until he squinted closer and upon inspection he said, "And what in the heck are those??" I replied calmly, "I think those are something rather inappropriate, Gramps." Upon further inspection he said, "They sure are inappropriate. Now why would someone go and do a thing like that to a perfectly good truck?"

See, LJ? Not even Grandpa knows.

p.s. I might have to write a blogpost now about this to answer your post!!

poolagirl said...

Bumper Nuts! Hitch balls! I saw them coming back from a casino a few weeks ago. I actually made my own out of balloons and sand a few years ago and hung them on hitches that "deserved" to be targeted. Under the cover of darkness, of course.

Carolyn said...

That is sick. I'm amazed that I haven't seen anything like that here!