Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Thanks to a Purple Cow ...

My thanks to Purple Cow who shared this joke in the comments from my previous entry. Please enjoy.

The Divorced Barbie Doll

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?' The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.

The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls.

I laughed until I almost cried.


Lin said...

Hahahaha! I like that one too.

bittersweetmess said...

I got this in an email a couple of weeks did make me laugh!

Purple Cow said...

Hey! I just saw this now! I can't believed I missed it!

You are welcome. Thanks to the person who e-mailed it to me...can't remember who!